i love prison

OVERCROWD!

Cory — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:32:26 +0000

Most people only get over crowding in their mouth. This is what an 80 an dorm looks like. You smell everything. Its situations like this that make you dream of living in a single cell. Also 2 phones for all those dudes… “Phone Check sucka!” ok.. rest your neck cell warriors.

Happy Holidays

Cory — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:23:22 +0000

Is this thing on?

Cory — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:11:30 +0000

My Name?….

Cory — Thu, 28 May 2009 00:53:15 +0000

Might as well post something

Cory — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:14:05 +0000

If you can guess what is going on in this series of photos, you qualify for a free PROMAX energy bar.

THE CHAMELEON A.K.A LUKE

Cory — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:15:40 +0000

Since knowing ROB HEPPLER a lot of amazing things have happened, I have started various blogs, named dropped him so much it looks like a shit alphabits, learned so much about the real world yet some how became dumber, but with all the highs and lows and there has been some of each he has shown me something I never thought i would see, THE CHAMELEON or better know as FIRST CLASS LUKE, GET THE JOB DONE LUKE and to his friends short shorts Luke. Well I had the pleasure of visiting with THE CHAMELEON a month or so back and have been doing some research and found THE CHAMELEON in many different camoflauges.

This is THE CHAMELEON in his natural state, look how he blends into the surroundings, you cant even tell he is there. There is so many different looks for THE CHAMELEON be sure to check back to see him in all his glory seamlessly blending in to his surroundings weather it is a black neighborhood or gay bar THE CHAMELEON is always there without looking like it.

Brick Fest

Cory — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:59:40 +0000

Yes that is a Lego Master Chief holding a needler.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, PART 2

Cory — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 13:48:28 +0000

Well im headed to the golf course and good friend, supper club member, owner of Atlantas best blog and man who has won tightest pants in the A 3 years in a row ( also tightest shirt in Atlanta twice ) Franco decided to drop a little Happy B-Day on me via his blog. This is one of the best gifts I have gotten as Franco takes his bog way to real, and even goes as far as to kick you out of writing for it if you say WHORE to much. Ironic as Heppler does the same if you fail to use the word WHORE alot. Well I wanted to thank Franco and the good folks at www.xtmonline.com, here is Franco and his tight ass pants.

Franco not only defends his tight pants title yearly he also is breaking barriers by branching off into the womens circuit of short shorts. this year he placed fourth in the annual tiny shorts contest.

not bad out of 16408 entrances, we are sure next year Franco will go shorter with the shorts and move up higher on the chart.

Thank you very much Franco for the birthday wishes, be sure to see the amazing post at his normally uptight website where he makes a comment that I might be a retard, which I am sure may get pulled down as if you cant say WHORE over on his site how can you let retard pass.

http://www.xtmonline.com/home/2009/3/24/happy-birthday-cory.html

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

Cory — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 04:58:40 +0000

I once heard Heppler say ” Everything is coming up Robbie ” once when the ball was bouncing his way, well today ( since midnight ) Everything is coming up Cory. The Birthday is here and it really started on Sunday with the wife landing me some tickets to Spamalot, then today the gifts started flowing in, so far the wife has been all over the birthday by one picking me up a new art book, and for the trade off I will not do the thing she promised I could do if we were to stay married this long, also if I did the thing how could I really look her in the eyes.

The wife picked me up a new Sheaprd Fairey book, I also purchased myself the new limited to 55 pieces Brendan Monroe book

Tomorrow, well later today kicks off with 830am tee time ( hopefully will get to play 36 holes ) and a 5o’clock movie all by myself. The boss was kind enough to let me run for the day with not having to show my face ( only will create more work Wednesday as he has no idea how to do anything ). So thank you to everyone who wished me a happy b-day and people also remember just because Heppler is dead inside he also still has a birthday so start to get those goody bags ready for him ( Ironic I wonder if that last line was some kind of new gay slang I just made up )

BANG, BANG, CRASH CRASH

Cory — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:41:51 +0000

My day consists of three things normally, spending the day on Facebook trying to get Heppler fired, ordering things online I don’t need or want and watching TV at my place of work. Most recent a new element has come into the mix the car crash. In the last two weeks there has been 4 car wrecks on the corner of my building, so we have decided to start to document it. This was the most recent between two girls who think may have been friends or at lest are friends now.

The two girls were each driving a Honda strange to see two girls, two Honda’s crash it gets even more wierd

The girl crying in the hat slammed into the other girl ironic they both seem to be Indian ( convience store not casino ), so two girls, two Honda’s, two black tops, two Indiana’s strange.

Would have been a better ass shot but forgot to zoom

The cops finally showed up after two drove right past the accident, in Atlanta a cop does not help unless instructed to or you are a white guy staying in the Four Seasons and wonder down a black neighborhood ( right Luke )

They don’t even looked wrecked from the other side odd I know. Well that is first of what will be many car crash posts.